[His legs fell asleep? ...Really? And he's going to really stick with that, hm? Perona frowns, deeply and puts her hands on her hips. Does this child really think she was born yesterday or something?! What kind of lie is that - it's terrible!]

That was a little extreme for just surprise...and you're still in pain. [She tips her head, her frown becoming a scowl. Perona doesn't like being lied to.] It wouldn't be so painful if your legs merely fell asleep. Uncomfortable, but not that painful. Not unless you twisted something when you stood or sat back down. I'd offer my help, but if you're going to continue with your story, then I'll continue with my reading.