013 ~ [Written/Voice]

[distressedude]

[ Filtered from Ranka Lee and Artemis Fowl // 65% ]

[When the entry starts up, the picture is blocked with something in an attempt to make it somewhat anonymous.]

I was wondering if anyone could offer me some advice [The next part is added in hastily.] about girls. There's a girl really like and I was thinking about asking her to go to the festival with me, but I'm not really sure how t---

[There's a short gasp and a somewhat loud crash as the journal is knocked down and whoever was writing comes down with it, revealing the writer to be Ion. The reason for his fall? Why, the girl he was talking about, of course! She's been returned from the AU-equivalent of a kidnapping and was dumped right on top of him, both of them in plain sight of the journal's camera!]

R-Ranka...!

[How deliciously awkward.]



[ooc: I'll be going away this weekend so after tonight everything will be on pause until Sunday night! I'll be backtagging into forever. <3 I'm just putting this up now since it's chronologically before the festival.]

AU STUFF: Ion works in the Church as an alter boy, so if your character is the church-going type, they probably at least know who he is. Additionally, if your character has any sort of relationship with Ion, they probably know exactly who he's talking about (Ranka) because their feelings for each other are obvious to everyone except themselves.]

Comments

[interstellars.livejournal.com]

[MDLKFSJAEKRWLAJOISLKJFSSSJAKDLFAJSDLK]

I-Ion!

((ooc: aand I'm officially off hiatus ♥))

1/3

[distressedude]

[HJKHEKJFHEKJFH SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.]

Ranka you...

[distressedude]

[Hold on, brain function coming back in 3, 2, 1...]

3/3

[distressedude]

You... you're back!

[BIGGEST SMILE EVER even if he's still kinda being crushed. And they're still being recorded. Not that any of that matters right now because RANKA IS BACK.]

1/2

[interstellars.livejournal.com]

[O-okay, she has to smile back, feeling warm at how happy he is.]

[interstellars.livejournal.com]

[BUT OH MY GOD SHE'S TOP OF HIM SDJFKLAHOIEWHNEUJFWKDNKJSDF GOING SCARLET]

[Voice]

[fabrecation]

[You know, even with that picture covered up, Luke can recognize your voice, Ion. He waits to answer with a grin slowly coming over his face, especially since he knows exactly who he's talking about-

When Ranka falls right on top of him.

And Luke just laughs for YEARS.]

[Voice]

[distressedude]

[It's awhile before Ion replies, since Ranka was still there, but he heard you laughing at him, Mister. You're lucky seeing Ranka put him in a good mood or he'd like. Give a disapproving frown or something.]

...it wasn't that funny, Luke.

[Voice]

[fabrecation]

[Except it absolutely was that funny. Luke's calmed down somewhat by the time Ion replies, but hearing him say that just makes him snicker all over again. Oh, but that was priceless.]

A-Are you okay...? [He sure doesn't sound concerned. More like he's holding back the urge to bust out laughing again.]

[silversnowfall]

...

Oh, Ion.

[Son, as much as she hates to be so, your mother is disappoint]

[distressedude]

[jhsjkdhksjf.]

[hjsedjhbef.]

[MOMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE.]



[He can't even formulate the words to respond.]

[silversnowfall]

[SHE LIVES HERE.

And she will be waiting in the living room when he is done being awkward with the girl he likes.]

[Voice]

[markofthewise]

... you don't know how to ask out Ranka?

[Voice] 1/2

[distressedude]

[The reply comes after a few minutes have gone by, since he obviously wasn't going to ask for love advice in front of her.]

It isn't that I don't know how. What I meant to say was that I don't know how to ask her out without her thinking of it as just something between friends...

[Voice]

[distressedude]

[....!]

Wait, how did you know I was talking about Ranka?

[HE'S NOT OBVIOUS, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?]

voice

[stilldontgotit.livejournal.com]

[...brb, loling. That's too hilarious to pass up.]

voice

[distressedude]

[You're all so mean to him, sob. It takes a few minutes before he replies, still blushing just a bit.]

I don't see what's so funny about this...

[seleniahymn]

[... Oh little brother, it's taking some effort for Tear to restrain her laughter, but a smile of amusement still manages to make its way onto her face. Even without that shriek of yours she can recognize your writing. Sneaking around is definitely not one of your strong suits.]

Having some trouble, Ion?

[distressedude]

[NEE-SAN THEY'RE ALL LAUGHING AT ME, SOBBU.]

Something like that, yes...

[Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

I don't really know that much about girls, but if you like someone, maybe you should just go ahead and--

[Blink.]

... Ranka?

[Voice]

[distressedude]

[It takes a little while for Ion to reply, seeing as he was busy being awkward with Ranka and all.]

Sorry about that...

[ voice ]

[mistyarc.livejournal.com]

[Initially, Hubert gives his typical deadpan response. That quickly changes to the widening of his eyes, followed by his brows furrowing when he sees the scandalous image of Ranka on Ion.

No. Just no.]

U-uncle . . .

[ voice ]

[distressedude]

[Hubert you are one of 5 kids, how is this scandalous?]

[Of course, that doesn't mean this is what Ion would have wanted him or any of his family members to see.]

H-Hubert! That's... er...

[ voice ]

[godbent]

... Aren't you guys dating yet?

[ voice ]

[distressedude]

[How do all these people know exactly who he's talking about? It's like he's obvious or something!]

...what do you mean?